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Cojones is Back...,


Oi Oi Clarence here... Mickey Munden's predecessor,

I'm gonna admit here and now I'm not as cocky as The Mickster, and there is no way my cojones are big enough to replace him! I'm just here to pass on his wisdom, philosophy and sick style.

The site's been down for a while, it sucks and we're sorry, but if you hadn't noticed there's this thing called a recession going on that is sucking major ass.  We've been laying low, riding the storm and basically just trying to survive this economic disaster. 

We haven't deserted our like-minded anti-sheep soldiers, our attitude still holds fast and true... don't you doubt that for a second. We're just working out what the f*%k to do next.

One of Mickey's faithful bitches has got himself a stall on the ever sturdy Portobello Market, off Portobello Road in good old London Town. So if you're in the vicinity track down our stall, tell the G Man you found out about it from the web site and get 10% off. 

That's it for now.

Farts, licks and all things doggie style,

 Clarence. 

 

 

 

 



 

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info@loscojones.co.za that sounds great.....(as long as the chicken is free range) i seriously think i am on heat as my brother the labrador has being trying to mount me for the last 2 days.... (his name is max..and dont worry..he is not the jealous type..as long as we dont tell him..and when the puppies come we'll just tell him they are his) i will get my dad to phone your mom and then they can set up a date!!! ps. i am not that easy ok!!ok who am i kidding...its been 4 loooong years :)bye 4 now Dear Angel, I'm sorry but I feel our relationship is completely one sided. I make all the effort and you don't even have time to give me a call, or have some chicken with me. I am a celebrity now, I was on the front page of the Cape Times on saturday and on Etv as well. Do you know how many bitches would pay to be in your position?!? So unless your dad gets in touch with my mum about us having a date, you can consider our relationship over! Broken hearted, Mickey Munden. Hey Mickey..i saw u on the telly and nearly plutzed... i immediately insisted that my dad take me to the parlour...but he was sick in bed for a week before he eventually took me..u know a girl has to look her best.....but dont worry...i am worth the wait...afterall...all good things are worth waiting for. what r u up to tommorrow nite after work....my dad will have to go fetch me at home in tableview and then i can meet u somewhere??? think about it and let me know... in drooling anticipation angel